![]() It’s always at the top of our shared grocery list along with coffee creamer, deli turkey, waffle mix, and a romantic note from my boyfriend that reads, “Nice cans! -Sean.” My boyfriend and I can take down an entire box in 24 hours - easy. Special K is the glue that holds my relationship together. I chase my evil sandwich with a strawberry fruit strip from Aldi and a little coffee mug full of Special K Chocolatey Delight. I have to have something sweet after every meal, and, so I don’t rot my teeth, it’s a little bit of cereal or a fruit strip. I push her off the kitchen counter thrice before I give up and let her lick her own tiny piece of turkey so I can finish constructing my sandwich. Making a sandwich is damn near impossible in our home because our cat, Tuesday, is rude around deli meat. There’s a chance my mom invented it, but I don’t know why she would’ve done such a thing. I wish I could remember how this sandwich came about. Kodiak, baby, if you’re reading this, call me.įor lunch, I do something really evil: I make a turkey, cheese, and ketchup sandwich, which I’ve done since elementary school. I measure out some chocolate-chip waffle mix from Kodiak, a protein-heavy brand my meathead brother recommended when I too became a meathead a few years back. My boyfriend, Sean, bought it for our first Christmas together, and it remains the single best gift anyone’s ever given me. Maybe they bought an ugly rug, too.īack home, I fire up my prized waffle iron. Walking the half a block back to my apartment, I pass a real-estate office full of the meanest-looking people I’ve ever seen in my life. I order my cold brew with sweet cold foam, an incredible invention that seeps into your coffee in creamy tendrils that look like the Grim Reaper’s fingers. I’m treating myself to Dunkin’ because I bought a rug that turned out to be kind of ugly, which is one of the worst things that can happen to a woman. ![]() In the past, Stone’s sweet tooth has led her to attempting to conquer a one-pound jawbreaker, and in this week’s Grub Street Diet, she quells prerelease jitters with potato-chip ice-cream bars, khachapuri, and Love Island U.K. In it, she takes us to her childhood in Missouri’s Ozarks region, which feels like a combination of The Righteous Gemstones and Y2K: evangelism, Britney Spears, AOL Instant Messenger, Orlando Bloom, and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Her debut essay collection, Everybody’s Favorite, just came out. ![]() This week, comedian and former food blogger Lillian Stone was in town from Chicago. Fans will recognize familiar characters including Porridge, Jack, and Queen Red Riding Hood and a ragtag team of misfits is introduced, including Puss in Boots, Little Miss Muffet, Pinocchio, and more.Stone, who visited from Chicago to see friends and celebrate her new book. New and returning fans of the Land of Stories will fall in love with the adventures of Goldilocks before she met Alex and Conner Bailey. When a plot by the Charming brothers is unveiled and threatens to push society's unwanted from their homes, the fairy-tale world's harmony and Goldilocks' home are put in jeopardy. Monsters and criminals have found refuge in the Dwarf Forests, a land without rulers or law. But not all creatures and territories have been invited to this peaceful union. Once upon a time, the kingdoms of the fairy-tale world lived in perfect harmony under the guidance of the Happily Ever After Assembly. Discover her origin story and more in this brand new, lushly illustrated full-color graphic novel, as she takes you on adventures where she may or may not break a few laws along the way. When we first meet her in The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell, Goldilocks is a beautiful and tough-as-nails outlaw. From #1 New York Times bestselling author Chris Colfer comes a graphic novel in the Land of Stories series featuring Goldilocks-as you've never seen her before!
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